- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The ability to count to potato

The power to be a gamer

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to read your own mind

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power to see the past.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

Pointless Super Powers