The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to be a common person

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the power to get sick

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to die.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!