the power to get sick

the power to half transform to something.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to die.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

the power to catch em' all

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!