The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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To shit bricks.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to have a V8

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!