- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die when you get old

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power of bad luck

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The ability to not have a super power.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The abilty to go through water.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to even

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to break bones at will.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

Pointless Super Powers