The power to see the past.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power of bad luck

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to even

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!