- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to change people socks on command

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The ability to swim in water.

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

the ability to see through air

Pointless Super Powers