The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!