The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!