The power to think oppositely

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power of hindsight

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to smell water.

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The power to take edible shits.

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the power to walk on land.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!