- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

ability to levitate using my fart...

ability to run very fast forever

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!