- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

the power to enter a coma.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to think oppositely

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to die

The power to get hard at will.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power of 12% levetation

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The ability to jump

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

The power to become famous on vine

Pointless Super Powers