The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to pee poop

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!