The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to not care.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!