The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to like charlie

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!