The Power to Power

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The ability to die instantly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!