- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to control yourself

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to poo without wiping.

Pointless Super Powers