The power to be missed when present.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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Being able to fly in place.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to microwave bread

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!