the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to like this power

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!