- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

+36

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

the power to animate condiments

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The ability to change your weight

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to stare directly at the sun