The ability to change your weight

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!