The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to read this.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!