- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to become translucent

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to release the bogus

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to absolutely nothing

Pointless Super Powers