The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to control yourself

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!