The power to be powerless

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to take edible shits.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!