The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to sharpen a pen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!