The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to like this power

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!