The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to stop existing.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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he power to make mistakes

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to see through windows

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!