- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

The ability to have udders for nipples.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to poop whenever you want.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

yo mama

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

Pointless Super Powers