- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to read this.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The ability to be heard in space

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

Pointless Super Powers