The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!