The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to eat food.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to like any show

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!