the power to fly, but only when you poop

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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Acid tears.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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shit and piss at the same time

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!