The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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boo

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!