The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to see the past.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to have a V8

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to fly but only in your room

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!