The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!