- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

cry acid tears

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

Pointless Super Powers