The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!