The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power of learning

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to die at will

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to be an idiot.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!