the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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hello

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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Acid tears.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!