- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to have hindsight.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power of compulsive lying.

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

Pointless Super Powers