- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to have a power

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to pee while standing up

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

To pee standing up.

The power to become black!

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to create powers

Pointless Super Powers