The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!