- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

levi Hahne is gay

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to make water expire.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

The Power to Power

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

Pointless Super Powers