- Pointless Super Powers

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

+83

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

+81

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

+81

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

+79

The power of self mind control

+77

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

+75

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

+73

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

+69

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

A good Kisser

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to part hair.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to be powerless

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

Nope. Just nope.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)