- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

anything Aquaman does

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to die

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

Pointless Super Powers