The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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See through invisible people

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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Justin Bieber

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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cry acid tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!