The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to control mealworms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!