The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!