- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change your emotions at will.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power to tolerate alex simpson

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The abilty to go through water.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

Pointless Super Powers