The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!