The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to become black!

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The power of love

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!