The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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32% Levitation.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to die

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!