The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!