the power to instantly die

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the power to be wrong

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to self destruct

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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being black

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!