The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to bread toast!

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Acid pee

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power of self mind control

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Every time you clap some one dies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!