the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to not see ads

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to explode on demand.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!