The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to drown on land.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power drown in water

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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make youself dumb

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to eat soap.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!