the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to like any show

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!