- Pointless Super Powers

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The power to die at will.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The power to grow one wing

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to push a door that only pulls.

the power to instantly die

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!