- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power of being pointless

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

Pointless Super Powers