- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to make my own sandwich

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to live.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

the power to be in AA.

The power to see through air

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power of women's rights.

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

Pointless Super Powers