The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to grow fingernails.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to see through air

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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A good Kisser

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!