the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!