The power to pee after drinking lots of water

The ability to money into dog shit.

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

The ability to fart pee.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

The power to have backround music in your life.

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The power to die at will.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to grow your nails longer

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!