The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power drown in water

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The power to live.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!