The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

thumb_up thumb_down +114

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

thumb_up thumb_down +114

the power to shit with your mouth

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

A good Kisser

thumb_up thumb_down +108

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

the power to instantly die

thumb_up thumb_down +100

the power to kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to breath at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The power to shoot iron from your blood

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to telepathically fold paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The capability to draw penises very well

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!