The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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Taekwondo

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!