the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to youtube poop

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!