- Pointless Super Powers

The power to attract bullets.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The ability to part hair.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to fall up.

The power to control dodos

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to make a pint a gallon

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!