The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to read captchas

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to have no powers

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to create powers

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!