The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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Stop clapping

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to plank

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to control sloths

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!