The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to close your nose

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to like this post

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!