The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!