The power to smell poo...

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to poop a penny every year

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the power of words

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to be stupid

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!